Horse Delgado

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Horse Delgado
Horse Delgado
Full Name: Horse Delgado
Race: Centaur
Pronouns: Horse Delgado
Age: 28
Height: 7'
Hair: Black
Eyes: Yellow
Nationality: Horse Delgado
Affiliations: Horse Delgado
Languages Spoken:
  • Common
  • Sylvan
  • Giant

Horse Delgado is a centaur barbarian and the greatest warrior alive.

Personality

Horse Delgado doesn't give a fuck.

Appearance

Horse Delgado's humanoid half is olive-skinned and muscular,with long, unkempt black hair, but would probably be described as ugly (just not to Horse Delgado's face). Horse Delgado's equine half resembles a donkey more than a horse, and has a tattoo of a fist on fire on the back right flank (and NO this is NOT a cutie mark).

History

Horse Delgado worked with a group of other adventurers to drive out a band of goblins. Horse Delgado obviously single-handedly took out every single goblin and definitely didn't get KO'ed by a ranger with a negative strength modifier.

After this job, Horse Delgado eventually came across a colony of bitch-ass Kuo-Toa and put those mofos in their place. The Kuo-Toa then declared Horse Delgado the Kuo-Toa deity of 'putting bitches in their place."

History

Horse Delgado was created by Zann's player for use in a one-shot campaign and went on to become a memetic charcter among the players involved in the Band of the Sea Dragon campaign.

Horse Delgado is the namesake of Delgado, Zann's horse.

Horse Delgado is always referred to in the third person.

One time, Horse Delgado killed an entire bear.

Horse Delgado stupid af.